[Dedicated to ArgonMatrix.*]
“Friction is gone,” he said,
“Friction is gone,” he said,
“And force resisting motion
is gone.”
Yet I could not help but wonder
why?
Was it some esoteric motivation,
or did his motion continue in the same direction
Yet I could not help but wonder
why?
Was it some esoteric motivation,
or did his motion continue in the same direction
unimpeded.
He slid across the room
like it was ice physics,
as if I was playing Snowhorn Wastes
and watching Fox slide helplessly everywhereundeterred.
“Friction is gone,” he said.
as if I was playing Snowhorn Wastes
and watching Fox slide helplessly everywhereundeterred.
“Friction is gone,” he said.
“Scales will destroy
Dinosaur Planet”, I stated matter-of-factly,
“And ice physics has doomed benevolence.”
“But how can a fire dungeon have ice physics”, he asked.
He slid across the room like it was ice physics,
and damned us all to domination by the Sharpclaws,
“And ice physics has doomed benevolence.”
“But how can a fire dungeon have ice physics”, he asked.
He slid across the room like it was ice physics,
and damned us all to domination by the Sharpclaws,
As if he close to ignore
any realistic physics.
“Perpetual motion is a lie,” I said;
“Friction is gone,” he reiterated.
“Perpetual motion is a lie,” I said;
“Friction is gone,” he reiterated.
“It and human error always
stop sliding motion,” I insisted.
“No, I am sliding onward
along firm ground,” he retorted.
“My motion is unchanged,”
“My motion is unchanged,”
He said as he slid across
the room like it was ice physics,
Forever dooming video games
to unrealistic motion.
*ArgonMatrix is an LPer on
YouTube. His LP of The Wind Waker featured a moment where one of the enemies –
a Bokoblin – slid across solid ground in a display of unrealistic fire dungeon
physics. The title is a quote by him. In this same video he dared the viewer to
make a song built around that line.
The Video That Inspired This Poem/Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=79QMsl9YyOM
10:23 to 10:30
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